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“She also considered very seriously what she would look like in a little cottage in the middle of the forest, dressed in a melancholy gray and holding communion only with the birds and trees; a life of retirement away from the vain world; a life into which no man came.”
— A.A. Milne

homwrecker:

sorcererinslytherin:

homwrecker:

this mother fucker is the voice of nemo

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shit i think i want to fuck nemo

this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him. 

oh my god

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urlannoying:

when you still need to fill another half a pageimage

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uniphants:

itseasytoremember:

youngstero:

how time flies

you aged really well

Pokemon trainers don’t age

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tudorcostume:

Tudor Green Gown

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THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

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me
amandaonwriting:

It’s not the same

amandaonwriting:

It’s not the same

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hardollarsign:

flyawaymax:

fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick

do you have a fucking nuclear generator as your battery

hardollarsign:

flyawaymax:

fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick

do you have a fucking nuclear generator as your battery

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keepongaming:

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

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imagei wasn’t joking

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officialrule34:

stargerard:

today I went to game stop and as soon as I stepped in the guy who was working there said “the princess games are over there, babe” and I turned at him and looked him dead in the eyes and said “I didn’t know workers were supposed to recommend their favorite games when customers walked in.” and someone gasped and then I turned around and walked out

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upgraders:

pussy-pat:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 
do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?
stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

!!!!!!!

you spent that $32 really badly

upgraders:

pussy-pat:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 

do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?

stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

!!!!!!!

you spent that $32 really badly

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fannyrosie:

Every year in September, I post my top 10 outfits according to tumblr notes (here are the 2013 and 2012 posts). This year, only last year’s number one stayed, but it dropped to the tenth position. My observation is that you guys seem to prefer darker coloured simpler outfits!
Original posts: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10

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history-of-fashion:

ab. 1757 Giuseppe Baldrighi - Self-Portrait with his Wife

history-of-fashion:

ab. 1757 Giuseppe Baldrighi - Self-Portrait with his Wife

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